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This is a real question on a survey that UNH sent out a few days ago to students via email. Sgt. Pepperis still looking for the person responsible for the gaffe, promising they'll spend a hard day's night in jail for the mistake. As of right now, his primary suspect is Eleanor Rigby, but popular opinion on campus holds that he should just let it be.
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