Now that the sun is out and the flowers are blooming, all Stags have come out of hibernation and are ready to mate. And party. The tender young freshmen are sunning themselves on the quad in bikinis, while the seasoned juniors and seniors are on the hunt for the next wild thing to do.

April has been an especially wonderful month here at Fairfield. Last weekend, FU kicked off Spring with junior Beer Olympics/ Around The World. Many a stag was left wounded from the all-day binge drinking. 

This Friday is 4/20. I seriously don’t need to say any more about that.

Saturday is country fest at the townhouses, and Sunday is mock wedding for the seniors. Then, on the final Saturday of April, legendary Clam Jam will take place. Many will be falling off roofs, running naked into the long island sound, and doing unhealthily long keg stands.

There’s only one thing that could possibly make Clam Jam better, and that would be some SUMO action. Thank god, because Sumo Skinny will be in attendance! Beer and raffles for all! 

You just can’t beat Fairfield in the spring.