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The following sign was spotted in URI's Ranger Hall warning female students against using the basement restrooms.
URI Police Officer Mike Chalek confirmed "a couple of sightings, once in the last few weeks and again a few days ago, that a white male with very light skin, with blonde hair escaping his backwards hat has been seen walking into the ladies room."
This hysterically creepy kid (who's obviously a desperate virgin) is even more pathetic than the Humans vs. Zombies game that is somehow still going on. #embarrassing
Report sightings to the URI police at (401) 874-2121 to get this bastard out of our bathrooms and into the sex offender registry... or at least the "Guys That Should Never Get Laid" registry.
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