Ok, I admit it, I have overwhelming Rhode Island State Pride. Sure we can't agree on what a Christmas Tree is, but so what, who cares? We are a state filled with Del's, Coffee Milk and a love for pah-king ca's and heading up to 1012 Reservoir Ave in Craaannnston (or 20 Plainfield St) for some Olneyville Soggies. 

The good folks over at the Ocean State Follies recently gave the students at RIC a lesson in how to speak Rhode Islandese, in case they were from out of town. For all of you out-of-staters, pay attention, it could save your life one day to understand the accent in case you need directions. 

This is literally the most accurate thing I have ever seen.