To satisfy my mother's curiousity of what kids are doing at college since they're only calling home one a month, oops. Secret: Revealed.

Congratulations URI! I am proud to announce that Cornell University studied the nation's most sexually active on-campus dorms for twenty years, and this is what they've found:

25 - University of Connecticut: New London Hall

24 - The University of Arizona: Babcock Inn

23 - California State University, Chico: Lassen Hall

22 - New York University: The Palladium

21 - Wesleyan University, Connecticut: Hewitt Hall

20 - University of Massachusetts, Amherst: Sylvan Area

19 - Georgetown University, District of Columbia: Darnall Hall

18 - Western Conn. State University, Connecticut: Pinney Hall

17 - Marist College, New York: Champagnat Hall

16 - University of California, Los Angeles: Hedrick Hall

15 - University of Connecticut: Terry Hall

14 - Stanford University, California: Corlon Place

13 - Western Conn. State University: Newbury Hall

12 - Wesley College, Delaware: Budd Hall

11 - Western New England College, Massachusetts: Hampden Hall

10 - University of Richmond, Virginia: North Court

9 - Providence College, Rhode Island: McDermott Hall

8 - Miami University of Ohio: Dodds Hall

7 - University of Connecticut: Goodyear Hall

6 - Long Island University, C.W. Post, New York: Blumney Hall

5 - Bentley College, Massachusetts: Castle Hall

4 - Connecticut College: Harkness Hall

3 - Arizona State University: South Desert Village

2 - The George Washington University, District of Columbia: Mabel Nelson Thurston Hall

1 - University of Rhode Island: Barlow Hall

URI: Making mothers proud and keepin' the love flowin since 1888.