If you want to be an adultress, there are websites to help you acheive your goal. That's right. Websites. With an "s". Meaning there is more than one.

Sweetdiscreet.com lets you "add some excitement to your life by having affairs... The possibility for adultery is endless on [their] casual encounters dating site!" That is a legit quote from the homepage that they try to make look so classy with the swirly title font and glamour shot of people getting their cheat on. Not classy!

Then there is ashleymadison.com where "thousands of cheating wives and cheating husbands sign up every day looking for an affair... Married dating has never been easier." Whomever this Ashley Madison chick is, she needs some help with grammar because there are silly mistakes all over the place. She also needs help with her morals because that wedding band is not a good look.

I understand that cheating on a boyfriend or girlfriend happens. Heck, it's happened to me a time or two. But when you take that plunge down the alter, you should realize that "till death do you part" is a bit of a commitment. If you decide some years down the road, or some weeks down the road if you're Kim Kardashian or Britney Spears, that you can't uphold your end of the bargain, get a divorce. Don't join a website to hook up with other indescisive spouses. 

Is there really no hope for the human race?