I know, you're probably sitting there saying, "Brian who now?"  Cushing is an outside linebacker for the Houston Texans, and might be one of the funniest players to be mic'd up since Gronk in last year's AFC game.  NFL Films put a mic on Cushing for the Texans' Week 9 match-up against the Cleveland Browns; it does not disappoint.

The poetry line was absolutely killing me.  "So like the Matrix, so you're running and print is just coming off of you."  And the headbutt was real intense.  I had a coach do that in high school at practice; it was arguably one of the coolest things I witnessed as an athlete.

They need to mic up more players like Cushing and Gronk.  These videos are incredibly marketable to the NFL fanbase.  Shoot, I'd watch weekly hour specials of players just talking shit during games with teammates and opponents.