Having recently started getting up early again (I have morning classes) I've noticed a large influx in old men scootering their way to work. Not only do they look absolutely ridiculous, it's also not that efficient of a transportation mode. 

My point being, scooters are useless devices and all of them should be taking to the landfill immediately. 

Not even Mitch Baldry can convince me otherwise, although with this video he came pretty damn close.