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When it's getting hot and heavy there is one thing that Team SUMO hates the most, losing wood over a stupid condom wrapper.
Fear not fellow sexcapaders for there will soon be a one handed condom wrapper on the market. With an easy flick, that pesky wrapper is and away, making it easier for you to enjoy what could possibly be the best 30-seconds of your life (to quote The Lonely Island).
If you think you can complete this faster with a traditional condom wrapper 1. your bat-shit crazy and 2. we want to see it (the PG version of course). Send a video of you uncovering the jewels within and we'll rewards you with greatness.
Enjoy and happy (faster) loving.
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