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"Let Me Eat Off Your Abs" Will Make You Never Want To Work Out
You know what will make me never want to work out again? A guy in a club asking if he can eat off my abs. Because obviously, I have killer abs.
But seriously, creepiest song of the year goes to Douglas Widick and "Let Me Eat Off Your Abs."
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