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Crazy stalker fans shadow every celebrity; it comes with the fame and fortune. There will always be some guy out there wearing lace lingerie and a blonde wig with a creepy psychopath shrine to Madonna. Or some 60-year-old grandmother with idiotic tattoos solely dedicated to the stars of Twilight. Although it's hard to top, this Lady Gaga fanboy sure gives them a run for their money in the category of "pathetic low lifes with too much free time on their hands."
I feel like this belongs on one of those World's Wildest Videos TV specials. Bro just comes whirling through the revolving doors like Clark Kent changing into Superman, pen and paper in hand. But Gag-gag's security squad just flat out isn't having any of that shit. Not in their house.
I mean, does this dude watch the news? The number of attacks - and attempted attacks - on innocents has been growing ever since the Colorado shooting. And he thinks he can just spring some ninja-like autograph ambush on Lady Gag-gag? He deserves every moment of humiliation provided from this clip. Homie was tripping. I really like how she was all DGAF and kept walking like he didn't just try running up on her. Like a baws.
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