The most normal of the Jersey Shore cast was just harrassed by the NYPD. Vinny Guadagnino lives outside of NYC on Staten Island carrying on a pretty normal life now that he's not on the shore and the hype from his book, Control the Crazy, has subsided a bit. Like every normal guy, he got pulled over by the cops.

This is his story:

Now. I know this isn't breaking news or really that exciting to most people, but I just think his reaction is so perfect and he makes some very valid points. If the cops are in a rush to go to a stabbing, they should go to the stabbing! Why are they mad he pulled to the left to get out of the way. I've done that before, had to pull to the left on a highway when cops are on the hunt. Sometimes there are just too many cars on the right. It happens.

And WHY are they so rude!? Harrassing him about his cold medicine, telling him celebrities are too cool for the rules of the road.

Psh ya just jealous. Leave him alone so he can get to the dentist and you guys can get to the stabbing. Which is now probably over, everyone is probably bleeding out, and the guy who did it is probably running away.