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If you have not realized that the gym is one of the most open places where people can observe each other, then you probably either live in a cave or do not work out. The gym is a place where you can witness every disgusting, irritating and weird thing possible that people do daily.
1. Meat heads that pretend to be fit. Each gym has a bunch of "men" that wear skin tight muscle tees who walk around stiff, pretending that they are breaking a sweat. All they do is gather around the benches and chit chat. Oh and they make a good 25 trips to the water fountain each "workout".
2. Staring at girls as if they are butt naked. C'mon, I know that the gym is a sexual spot filled with hot girls wearing yoga pants, tight tank tops and spandex, but some of us ladies actually like to workout. It does not get more annoying when you catch a guy staring at your ass or down your shirt as you are doing lunges, running, sit-ups or even sipping some water. Save it for later boys... it is creepy and desperate.
3. Gym sluts Each time i go to the gym there is at least 4 or 5 bimbos with lots of makeup on and no clothes. Sometimes I don't blame the boys for all the staring because these girls look like legit strippers in the gym. Boys, there is a reason why they walk by the bench press 20 times in an hour.
4. Locker room nakedness I really do not mind naked women in the locker room, but sometimes it gets quite disgusting depending on the person. Turn to the wall and keep to yourselves. Gross.
5. Grunting It is the most annoying thing when all the guys moan and grunt as they lift. We get it, you are strong. Shut the hell up, no one is trying not to listen to a porno while they work out.
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