We All knew Ryan Lochte could swim, sure he's no Michael Phelps, but he gets the job done day in and day out. The real story coming out of these 2012 Olympics is Lochte's uncanny ability to articulate his thoughts. The man is pure genius on a microphone. It's like if you took the charisma of Hitler, the voice of Barack Obama and the intellect of Geerge W. Bush and mixed them all into one Justin Bieberesque man child. The man is fuego. This is exactly how America should be represented in the international spotlight.