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Olympic Village: Where The Best Sex Happens

The Olympic Village is where it's at if you want to get down and dirty with the most beautiful people on earth. 150,000 condoms were sent to the 10,500 athletes in the middle of London. If you do the math out there, each athlete can have at least 10 condoms with another 400 to spare.


Photo courtesy of The Telegraph

So. Much. Sex.

It used to be said that sex before performing was bad due to it being pyschologically distracting and wearing out your aggression & physical prowess. Israeli physician Alexander Olshanietzky says that for women, they will actually have better results in competition after orgasm. Martin Milton, of the University of Surrey claims that obviously wild & crazy sex will make you tired but getting a little frisky never hurt anyone.

As these are the most fit people in all of the world, they know they're hot shit. Why not add another workout, or 10, into your routine?


Photo courtesy of CBS

According to NBC the most talked about athletes on social media here in the U.S. are Gabby Douglas & Michael Phelps. Those two may not be the best pair for hooking up since Phelps is almost twice Douglas' age. But ladies, we'd all hook up with a swimmer because those bodies are so drool worthy. And fellas, I'm sure you love to get with a flexible little gymnast. 

If you've been inspired by nothing else so far in these Olympics, maybe the thought of unlimited safe sex with hard bodies will get you on track to become a world famous athlete. You best start training!

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