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Getting Lucky With Ryan Lochte

He wants you.

With all his training for the Olympics and swimming all the time Ryan Lochte just doesn't have time for a relationship.

I know ladies that isn't what you want to hear, but there is still good news for all Lochte lovers. According to an interview with TODAY his mom said the 27-year-old swimmer only has times for "one night stands." She said that he isn't able to commit because he is always on the go.

Ladies, all you need to do is be in the right place at the right time and impress him long enough for him to take you home, I don't think that should be that difficult. So step up your game Lochte lovers, but don't be upset when he sends you out the next morning. You have been warned, you can thank me later.

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