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Living in Tallahassee, I’ve witnessed many “you know you’re a redneck when...” moments. But nothing screams “redneck” more than what happened to Harvey Westmoreland after a lawn mower deal went sour.
Let this be a lesson to all bewhiskered individuals. If you try to cheat a redneck, he will cut your beard and force-ed you to eat it.
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