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Chick-Fil-A has made waves recently with their public denouncing of same-sex marriage, prompting political figures such as Mayor Tom Menino to forbid the company from setting up shop in Boston. Now, after a press conference, the sandwich chain fires back by announcing their newest delicacy: the Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu.
"The 'Queer-Hatin' Cordon Blue' is our company's way of showing our firm commitment to strong, Christian family values," said spokesman Robery Gary. "From the very first morsel of this savory meal to the very last bite, customers can envision gays burning in hell with their sodomizing cohorts, and know that our sandwich is on their side. Of course," he added, "the young ones will want to finish their meals off right with a 'No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone'. I can't think of a better way to follow up a sandwich this good!"
The sandwich includes their signature fried chicken filet wrapped in "No Homo ham", Swiss cheese and "creamy Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce." It can come in a combo meal of waffle fries and a medium soda for $6.95.
Reportedly, Chick-Fil-A will also debut two more items that exhibit their commitment to strict family values: the "AIDs Is God's Curse" nugget combo and the "Fags Caused 9/11" strawberry smoothie.
What? You think I'm crazy?! The source is right here!
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