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Want to pair your masterbation Shake Weight exercises with some light dry humping? Then the Koreans have an exercise for you.
From Korea, for those who like to ride horses in front of their TV and in the comfort of their own home. For all family members, this home mechanical equestrian system will meet all the family's needs. It helps to "fitness" you up! And reach health goals! Live longer for now! Be your Ace Power!!
Nice work Korea, you literally just invented a sexercise machine. Basically this is a bicycle seat that you f@#$ for twenty minutes a day to "meet all the family's needs".
I wonder if it comes with a vibrating "massage" component...
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