I'm not a really sappy guy. The only time you will see me tear up is around puppies....or rainbows...or my mom.... ok maybe I am a sappy guy, but that's besides the point. 

The point here is Chad Ochocinco is a huge douche, especially when it comes to marriage proposals. 

Chad's fiance Evelyn Lozada recently told a Miami radio station how he proposed, and let's just say it is the worst proposal in history. 

“I wish I had a really romantic story to tell you, but it’s not so romantic. A jeweler came to the house, had a few rings, he had my ring in a separate box. I, of course, chose that one. [Chad] had a headset on and he was like, ‘You like it?’ and I was like, ‘Yep’ and I put it on and he goes, ‘Okay cool,’ and he started playing Call of Duty.”

That must have been one hell of a ring for her to say yes to.

Bro, next time at least get her some flowers, maybe light a few candles, or at least ask her to play Call of Duty with you.