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Well, it might actually be time to start collecting those canned goods and stock piling weapons (just kidding, don't do this) in anticipation for the zombie apocalypse. Just as the panic has started to die down following the inexplicable and terrifying cannibalistic attacks of the past few months (many of which were blamed on the designer drug typically known as "bath salts"), a toxicology report from Rudy Eugene, the man who was killed after attacking and eating a homeless man's face, has been released.
The report, released earlier today to NBC Miami, states that the only drug found in Eugene's system was traces of marijuana. The report tested for all known street drugs, including bath salts, LSD, cocaine, meth, PCP, heroin, synthetic marijuana and prescription drug abuse. None of these were present, nor was there any trace of alcohol.
Damn, hard to believe this dude only had weed in his system, but I guess this is just the most drastic case of munchies we've ever seen.
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