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Florida Man Takes Craziest Mug Shot
Turns out that everyone in Florida is just bat-shit crazy, and to prove my point, there's this guy.
This Central Florida man was found in a booze scented car parked, with the engine running, at an intersection. When the officers attempted to give a sobriety test, 29-year-old Kelsey Smith refused and became violent. Offers stunned Smith two times before they were able to cuff him.
Related: Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating On The Side Of The Road
On the ride to the police station, Smith began smashing his face against the roof of the police cruise and allegedly spit blood at the two officers.
When they did finally get him to the station he still wouldn't cooperate which he why they had to hold his head still to take this beautiful mug shot.
Way to go Florida, keeping America classy since 1845.
[via The Smoking Gun]
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