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Ladies, the only way that you're going to get ahead is by sucking an older gentlemen's balls, or at least that's what 43-year-old William Abreu, the assistant principal at Progress HS for Professional Careers in Bushwick believes.

Abreu supposedly said this to a 15-year-old girl:
Would you suck my balls for me? That's the things [sic] you have to do to succeed...You have to come to work looking sexy, so I can see how pretty you are.
Sound advice Mr. Assistant Principal, sound advice...
The girl reported the incident which started a year-long investigation into Abreu's behavior and it turns out that this wasn't an isolated incident. The investigation concluded that at least three other female students were sexually harassed by Abreu.
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Abreu's ploy would be to invite these young girls into his office to offer up guidance but instead "test their willingness to perform sexual favors."
Apparently, he also told one girl that she should only have anal sex to stay a virgin.
[via Gawker]
all he wants is for these young ladies to suck seed...uh i mean succeed