While this is one of the more troubling things I've seen on the internet of late, it is good to know that there's at least one person out there with more time on his hands than me. I salute you, good sir.

As I was writing this I came to learn that this sort of activity is nothing new. Check out what a Nic Cage and  Hillary Clinton face mash looks like. Or Nic Cage and the bed intruder, Antoine Dodson. How about Nic Cage and a raisin? Yeah, we got that too. Well done, internet. Well done.