I am not going to sit here and pretend I don’t tune in every Monday night, but the more I watch, the more I get pissed off at this season of The Bachelorette.

1.) The bachelors are a bunch of girls. It is clear that this season’s, Emily Maynard, is by far the most perfect woman. She is blond, beautiful, intelligent, skinny, caring, blah, blah you get it. However, the "hot bachelors" this season are extremely disappointing. They are all very average, except for a couple. On top of their disappointing looks, they are all creepy. A lot of them cry and whine and it is all to feminine and weird. Whatever happened to the tall, dark, handsome men that know how to be masculine? It seems like the bachelors on this show get uglier and uglier (remember Ben from last season) and the girls get hotter and hotter (remember Courtney from last season).

2.) Enough with the whole “I am falling in love with him”. It has been one month Emily. How can you be falling in love with ten different men and think that is normal? She portrays herself to be prude and innocent but isn’t it kind of Hugh Hefner status to be hooking up with so many different guys at once? Watch out for the herpes.

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3.) The rose ceremony. Not only does it take 45 minutes to eliminate one guy, it is SO cheesy. The music, the silence, the close ups of each man. It’s not hard... send one home. You know they are only here to be the next bachelor or become famous. 

4.) Your normal isn't normal. It's the beginning of the season and they have already traveled to Bermuda and London. It makes it so much more unrealistic to be dating someone for a month and traveling the world. If I was just getting to know someone, traveling around the world would be so comfortable. All Emily ever says is she wants to show the men how normal she is. Pretty sure bungee jumping off buildings in London and scuba diving in Bermuda is not normal - nice try Em!

5.) The Bachelorette is 100% racist. There is never any ethnicity on this show. Has anyone else noticed? Everyone is white. WTF. Our President is black for goodness sake. What made me especially annoyed this season is there was only one African American man on this season and guess who got eliminated first? Yup, the sexy chocolate man. It makes me happy to know that two African American men, who auditioned for the show, are filing a law suit against The Bachelorette for discrimination. I want all different shades of color next season, thanks ABC.