Have you ever been super mad at someone but unsure of how to best convey your emotions? In middle school maybe you toilet papered their house, or egged them if you were really serious about it—but as we get older, we are expected to deal with our feelings in more mature, rational ways.  Say you get dumped and you are angry about it—more often than not, you won’t do anything to actually harm the person who hurt you.  But sometimes taking the high road just isn’t enough. Sometimes you need the satisfaction of (harmless) revenge.

And for that, I bring you: PoopSenders.com. You tell them where to send it, pick what kind of poop you want to send, pay them a few bucks, and they deliver poop to the doorstep of whomever you desire. You get the satisfaction of knowing you caused this person a moment of unpleasantness without actually harming them, and it’s completely anonymous so they’ll never be able to trace it back to you. It’s the perfect outlet for all that built-up frustration you have over that guy who broke up with you via text, or ex-friend who hooked up with your boyfriend.

Happy sending.