If you're a financially irresponsible twenty-something like me, odds are you feel pretty fancy when you cook anything that requires more than just opening a microwave. Well guys, prepare to feel like even more of a failure. Iconic (and slightly crazy) fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld revealed in an interview earlier this week that his cat, Choupette most likely lives a far more swagged out life than most of us humans.

No really, check out this quote from Lagerfeld. "She is a famous beauty. She is nine months old... She is like a kept woman. She has a strong personality. She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn’t touch my food. She doesn’t want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled.

I just...this is all I have to say: