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If there's one rule in life to follow, it's this: never stick it in crazy. That will haunt and follow you until your wit's end, driving you completely up the walls. Late night text messages, anonymous calls, "random" run-ins at public places; all symptoms of stage 5 clinging. And this girl remixing Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" nails it on the head:
Honestly, this girl is a far better rapper than Kreayshawn ever will be so someone needs to get her a deal. There's a good chance her lyrics were better than 2 Chainz's on that "Boyfriend" remix we posted earlier. Homegirl is gonna have to slow her roll though, she's playing crazy a little too well.
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