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You read right SUMOs & skinnies - the time has come to purchase your zombie weapon of choice because the apocalypse is upon us.
During this past week three reports of humans eating other humans have been reported, some with evidence of a virus.
A report was filed last week in regards to a police officer who responded to a call saying that a man was eating a homeless man's face in Miami, Florida. The police officer shot over six rounds of bullets into the infected man who was "dining out" on the guys face for 18 minutes, until he finally stopped moving. Later on reports from the autopsy showed that the man was infected with some sort of virus. The homeless man, Ronald Poppo age 65, is still alive but doctors are still puzzled as to how they will rebuild over 75% of the Ronald's face. Graphic videos have also been captured of the incident.
Another article was posted by the Huffington Post just yesterday about a man who ate his roommates brain and heart in Maryland. The zombie-man, Alexander Kinyua, admitted to eating his roommate who had gone missing. Relatives found some of the remains in Kinyua's basement, and approached him after watching Kinyua clean out a bloody tin he had been eating from.
Another article came from Stockholm Sweden, of a professor who literally cut the lips off of his wife and began to eat them. The former professor of Karolinska medical institute is now being held in police custody.
Things have become so serious that even the Center for Disease Control has posted a page up on their website specifically for zombie preparation: http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm
Is this just a hype, or were we really preparing ourselves for the zombie apocalypse? I don't know about you SUMOs, but I'm not waiting around for Z-Day in order to be prepared. Get your crowbars now!
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