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Idiocracy is upon us people and we are just embracing that shit like a new baby brother.
A recent argument in Detroit has left two innocent bystanders with gun shot wounds and a hatred like no other. What was the argument over? Who makes a better batch of Kool-Aid. Yup, two guys from Detroit were so passionate about their Kool-Aid making abilities that they took out their gats, and started shooting up the block.
According to MyFOXDetroit.com:
Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better.
Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid.
The two sugar happy, Kool-Aid loving monsters are still at large.
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