I hate this guy.  I mean let's be honest, he just ruined marriage proposals for every guy out there.  All our girlfriends are going to see this and be like: "oh honey that was so sweet, I would love that!!!"  Now we have to one up this motherlicker somehow.

I don't have enough friends or family to do something like this.  Halfway through, everybody would just give up and wait for him to finally ask her.

Also, imagine you're sitting watching TV and look outside to see people dropping jazz hands all over the place and emphatically lip-synching.  It would absolutely blow my mind.  Or, on the other hand, how pissed would you be if you were driving home from work and stuck behind this caravan of sappiness.  I would lose my shit so fast.