Do you want to let everyone know what a cool, totally laid back dude you are and waste your hard-earned money? Well, let me introduce you to Mantanks. Essentially just Zazzle or Cafe Press, or any other website that allows you to customize your clothing with a picture, Mantanks markets itself especially to bros. Because what attracts girls more than a dude with a picture of him and his frat brothers on his tank top? Oh right, everything. Check out their mission statement.

Now, if that actually makes you want to go out and buy one of these shirts, you deserve to have your money taken away. If that's the case, you can learn more about them here. But just know these shirt will help you get laid the same way owning 550 cats is good for your marriage.