Mao Sugiyama, an artist from Japan, recently lopped off his genitalia then cooked and served them to diners at a banquet last month.  A self-described "asexual," he felt he did not identify with either gender, despite his downstairs situation.  Surgically removed by doctors, the testicles and penis of Sugiyama was seasoned and doled out to five anxious, hungry patrons dying for a taste of this guy's special sauce.  In essence, these people are nuts.

Back in April, the 22-year-old sparked controversy when he tweeted, "[Please retweet] I am offering up my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen...Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."  After his birthday, he went to have his goods sliced and diced, divvied up the bits to the buyers and used garnishes such as mushrooms and parsley to sweeten the deal.  Other attendees of the banquet were shafted, given servings of crocodile instead of twig and berries.

It's taking me a really long time to write this out, as I can only use one hand.  The other is softly cradling Reginald, Wadsworth, and Stanton as I coo and swear up and down that I'd never do such a horrific thing to them.  There is no more sacred relationship than a man and his meat.  You grow and learn together, experience the best and worst of times, laugh and cry at the same things.  You will have no better friend than your manhood.

Congratulations Mao, you have acheived something noteworthy.  Every man who reads the story will collectively cringe and writhe in their seats as a shiver runs up their spine.  We will all ask the same thing: "why would you ever do such a thing?"  Sure it's ballsy, but there's a very fine line between insanity and art.  Sugiyama definitely snorted that line, or something else powdery, to commit such an atrocity.