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Depressing Widget Tracks Mark Zuckerberg's Wealth

As if the public didn't feel inadequate enough in comparison to Facebook mogul, Mark Zuckerberg. Now you can officially fall into a deep depression with the new Wall Street Journal widget. You can track Mark Zuckerberg's real time worth with the selling of Facebook stocks. Maybe it is wrong of me, but as I've been watching it decreased from 16.3 billion to 16.2 and it made me happier than it should have.

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If you are so rich that the public needs a widget to calculate your worth, and actually uses it, you deserve to drop a few billions. I hope your knew wife doesn't leave you already because you're basically broke. Oh wait, let's refresh the page. Nope he's still rich enough to probably take the United States out of debt and have money left over. 

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