Earlier this week, police in Ramsey Minnesota arrested Alan Petrussion after they found him naked, blindfolded, and tied up to a tree in a local park. When asked about the incident, Petrussion said he was just catching some zZzZzZz's during an afternoon nap, but the police aren't buying it and believe he was there for anonymous sex.

Alright, let's just cut the 'innocent until proven guilty' crap; your man wasn't there for a hot date with the sand man, he was there for a hot date with some anonymous public bone-age bondage.

Apparently this park is known for that kind of action and this is far from the first time this type of thing has happened (Boston people, is it just me or does this sound like a hardcore version of the Fens?). There are different signs known to signal the wanting of this 'anonymous sex' like leaving your lights on or your windows down.

I have but one question here: is there no Craigslist in Minnesota? I mean how is this the best outlet for this anonymous sex? I guess maybe knowing you're going to meet up with someone for anonymous sex takes some of the rush and anonymity out of it, but Jesus people would you really rather be this guy? Blindfolded and tied up butt naked to a tree?

Do you have any idea how many kinds of critters there are out in nature? Just waiting to crawl all over you and up your butt crack? I don't care how sweet anonymous sex may be, there's no way I'm posting up in the nude on some granddaddy oak to let the fire ants have free reign over my bare cheeks, that's crazy talk.

But who knows, maybe that's all part of the thrill of it, so do you son (except maybe find a new spot because it's kinda not cool do be doing this in parks where little kids go)