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I really wish I had some super creative, hilariously witty lead-in to this video. That I could make some wise crack about womping at Thanksgiving dinner with Grandma or how Squanto would've gotten down with these gobblers before devouring them. Or how you can feel the drop with every bite, but I got nothing.
Just enjoy these two turkeys wobbling to some dubstep for your first weekend home.