Whiskey dick is a pandemic. Gentlemen, we go too hard and end up unable to get hard. 

Don't try and sit there like you've got no idea what I'm talking about. You indulge in one or ten too many drinks, take the hottest girl home and can't perform. It happens to the best of us, so ladies don't be offended.

Well it's time to embrase our mistakes and let the ladies enjoy our glory. “Whiskey Dick” is whiskey flavored lube from the guys over at Epic Meal Time.

From Epic Meal Time:

EpicMealTime’s Whiskey Dick™ is water-based, hand crafted and proudly Made in America. This is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils – Whiskey Dick is aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish. Whiskey Dick’s distinct Tennessee taste won it a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, TN (we also placed in the BBQ competition), and won the Quadruple Gold Medal at the Pan-European Schmiermittel Festival in East Berlin, Germany.

So remember, the next time you get Jacked, Whiskey Dick will be there to help you rise to the occasion.

The greatest part about "Whiskey Dick" is Epic Meal Time has created the simplest way to lure white trash to bed.