The STD riddled juice heads of The Jersey Shore brought fist-pumping to the masses, but that's strictly amatuer hour compared to this dude. James Peterson, an unemployed (obviously) Ohio man, set a new world-record or fist-bumping last weekend- at a whopping 16 hours.

Using superglue to keep his right hand shut, Peterson began his quest for glory at Manny's Pub in Akron and proceeded to beat the beat up for the next 16 hours.

The 34-year-old "veteran fist pumper" told the Akron Beacon Journal that while he didn't feel any serious aches in the aftermath of his fist-pumping marathon, he "did get a nasty sunburn."

Way to go dude, although those 16 hours could have been better spent, I don't know, looking for a job?