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According to reports, a Mexican man was caught by US Customs trying to smuggle 7lbs of cocaine into Arizona in the seat of his wheelchair. Authorities were turned on to the man (not by, to) when they noticed his seat looked funny. Upon further inspection, they found the 5 packaged of cocaine tucked in his seat. No word yet as to whether or not the man is actually handicapped.
Dude, this guy is kinda genius. I mean granted, he over-shot it when he went with a 7lb load (cocky mistake), but I'm sure that's due to the fact that he's probably done this at least 10 times before, because it's god damn genius.
Think about it, no one wants to be that dick that's like 'sir, can you stand up please?' 'uh, no, I can't. Asshole'. And even of they did, who wants to THEN be the dick to cut the guys wheelchair open? That'd be a pretty big oopsy had they not found anything in there. Clearly they must have been pretty confident in their assumption that there was something in there, so if he'd just halved his load and not been so obvious he probably would have gotten away with it.
But alas, he got caught and now handicapped people are gonna have to sit through even more hell at security checkpoints, so good looks getting over-zealous with your coke loads, I'm sure all the handicapped people of the world will be sure to thank you every time they have to get out of their wheelchair for security.
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