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Summer is around the corner and people are itching for the beach.
One of the worst things about the beach in the summertime is trying to deal with those flying rats called seagulls. They always swarm your food, poop bomb your hangout spots and make you very uncomfortable in the lineup.
Brad Jayne however has the solution.
Brad 'Seagull Hunter' Jayne buried himself in the sand, waited for the birds to start eating food off his chest, than, with lightening speed, breaks from the sand like some kind of monster and grabs one of the seagulls.
First of all this is extremely impressive. Birds are extremely hard to catch, and just that fact that it worked made this awesome.
Secondly, I'm pumped to see that all Brad did was walk the bird around like it was some kind of trophy and they let it fly away. Birds already love shitting on 'planet walkers', revenge just would have made it all that more sweet for them.
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