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Hey Fellas, Which One Of You Wants To Deflower This 70 Year Old Virgin?

Giving new definition to the term "late bloomer," a seventy year old woman in England is ready to get down and dirty and finally lose her virginity. Pam Shaw, also known by her stage name of Sexational Pam, claims that despite her career as a cabaret singer, has never had sex.

Apparently, Shaw was saving herself for marriage, but I'm guessing she assumed that would be a several decades ago, so she's speeding up the process and looking to get boned.

According to Shaw, she's bundles of fun, in great shape (thanks, Zumba!) is ready to land herself a sexy millionaire. Check out more of Shaw's story here.

Can you hit it? Yes, you can. Fellas, get at her.

COMMENTS (1)

if nobody else is gonna claim her....

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