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One day, we'll all have kids. Or not, depending on your life plans. Regardless, at one point a child will ask you what's in store for them once they hit puberty. There's always the easy, happy-go-lucky answer of "oh you'll go through strange but amazing changes, both physical and emotional while progressing towards adulthood." But you'd be lying. I would tell my kids straight up: "you're going to suck, socially and sexually until you hit senior year and are going to pretend you're cool and despise everything when secretly you're insecure and dying to be accepted by your peers."
Phew, that was a mouthful. Maybe that won't be my spiel verbatim, but it'll be something along those lines. Probably less soul crushing, but I digress. To save myself the trouble, this kid has embodied puberty and boiled it down to one short YouTube clip. I present: adolescence in seven seconds.
Give him another five or six years and he'll be slaying ladies left and right. Hopefully, they will never find this video of him snotrocketing and voice-cracking, but that is highly unlikely. Good luck kiddo, YouTube just made your life about a million times more difficult.
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