You know who makes a good girlfriend? A woman in jail, hopefully for life.

Why? Because they never nag, you can always go out with your friends, and you only have to see her in conjugal visits.

Sound like a dream? Then you should try Meet-An-Inmate.com, the site that matches creepy dudes with the female prison inmate of their dreams. 

The site allows you to search both female and male (hey ladies, get in on the fun too) by age. Once you pick your perfect age range, you can check individual profiles and read up on the future parolee of your dreams. 

I would list some of the prisoners information here, but I feel like living until tomorrow so, click on it and find out for yourself.