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Finals are the worst, and studying for them sucks. Thankfully I'm a grown ass woman and I don't have to deal with that anymore, but I still feel your pain so here are five things you can do instead of studying for finals.
Prank call your mom - I know guys, I know, but trust me on this one. My roommate and I used to prank call her mom with the Mr. Rogers soundboard all the time. It was great. Old people don't get/expect prank calls, and when you have a prerecorded voice, there's no room for blowing your cover by laughing.
Think about teleportation - Personally, it's raining outside right now and I wish I could vaporize home, or have Scotty beam me up and back down or whatever needs to happen to get me home sans movement. I don't know how it would work people, that's why we have to think about it and figure it out. I mean it's 2012, I thought we would have this shit in the bag by now. We're a smart species and if we all put our heads together on this one and just thought about it for a little bit of time every day, I bet we could make some serious progress by like 2018.
Eat a sandwich - I don't even need to explain this, sandwiches are heavenly.
Read Lil' Wayne's Wikipedia page - All of it. That shit is pure gold. One of the best things I came across on the internet last year. Did you know he had his first child at the tender age of 15? Yea, neither did I.
Troll strangers on instagram - People upload a lot of stupid crap on instagram. You don't want to call your friends on it because you don't want to look like an asshole, but random strangers are more than fair game. Just search some random hash-tag and have a ball. There are rules to instagraming and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you break them on my watch.
So there you have it. Good luck avoiding those books, I have faith in ya kids.
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