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It has finally come to that time of year where seniors are on there way out and are graduating. Aside from battling through the last couple of classes so you actually pass, we’re sure you all have regrets that at this point you can’t change but why end your career on a bad note? Go hard your last week. These are some things that we think are the best way to end your college tenure.
GO TO A NEW BAR
We all have our go-to bars that we go to over and over again. We’ve been there so many times at this point that the bartender already has your pitcher of favorite beer or 3 shots of bourbon ready for you by the time you get from the door to bar but its time to get outside your comfort zone. Go to a bar or club downtown that you have avoided for the past few years. Go in with an open mind and order some random drinks. Try to mingle and meet new people. I know it’s the last week and you may never see them again but oh well it’s a small world you never know.
TALK TO THAT GIRL YOU’VE AVOIDED FOR FOUR YEARS
You’re first week of school freshman year you probably saw or met the girl of your dreams and then never initiated any form of conversation. Well you got one week left so why don’t you man up and the next time you see her talk to her. Chances are she’s seen you before and will remember you so it won’t be that creepy to go say hi. A friendly conversation always has the potential for further success so get out there and do it. Ask her how she’s been or what she’s doing after college; there’s absolutely nothing with a little small talk and at least you can tell yourself you didn’t completely ignore her.
MAKE AN EPIC DINING HALL TRIP
Once you’re in the real world you won’t be able to walk up to the little old lady serving pork chops and eat five of them without a care in the world. That’s all going to come to a screeching halt post-graduation. You’re going to have to cook like a real human being unless of course you luck out and mom still cooks for you. Our best advice is to get one of your younger friends to swipe you into the dining common and absolutely run train on the food there. You won’t have the experience of a dining common again in your life so get on that and eat yourself stupid.
PLAY AN EPIC PRANK ON YOUR FRIENDS
This feat needs to be done, especially if you are the quite one in the group. Don’t be malicious and destroy your roommates entire drum set and definitely don’t do anything that harms the school in any way. We don’t want to be called by your school asking us why the MANual Guys told you to steal the school mascot. But instead maybe move your roommate’s entire bedroom outside and set it up like it was in the room originally. Or maybe you ask your friend to come pick you up somewhere completely random and then not be there. It's up to you but be creative and make yourself memorable. It's your last week.
GET A GIRL PREGNANT
Just kidding that maybe the dumbest thing you could possibly do your last week of school. So don’t do it. Unless of course you and your girlfriend love babies. But still don’t do it.
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