Just when you thought you had problems, Henry Wolf, a California man is suing BMW North America for emotional and physical stress stemming from his continued whilst sitting on his motorcycle seat.

He claims the motorcycle seat has been causing deep rooted sexual frustration, lost wages, and medical expenses.  All of this because the guy gets turned on by riding around on his motorcycle.

Dr. Michael Lutz. with the Michigan Institute of Urology was quoted saying, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis —  if it’s compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device — it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia,”

Man, I thought my life was pretty rough, I never considered the dangers of having a 20-month long boner after riding my bike around.  Now that I'm aware of the risks I'll have to be more careful.  Let this be a public service announcement to all you bikers.

More on this terrible tragedy can be found here.