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It hasn't been easy being a Yankees fan and living in Boston these past five years. But, now there's a new way to taunt those smug Red Sox fans - Yankees cologne. That's right, now you can smell like a Yankee, which I'm assuming is just the essence of excellence and victory.

According to Tom Butkiewicz, the man behind the bottle, he came up with an idea for a pinstripe perfume because the Yankees are "a prestige brand. They're a brand that exudes class... with a unique sense of swagger."
So yeah, take that, Sox fans, we're classy. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm about to spray an entire bottle of Yankees cologne on the a train headed for Fenway Park.
i've heard it comes in 27 different scents
HI, HATERS
True men don't smell like pinstripes. They smell like musk, beards, and grass/mud stains.
BLAAAAAAAASPHEMYYYYYYYYY
BOOOOOOOOO BOOOO NO. NO YOU'RE WRONG. THIS IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.