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We all know there are some crazies out there. But this girl seems to, well, top most of those charts.
Meet Brianne, a nice, pretty girl from New York. Brianne recently made a proposal on the Internet that she wants to bang a 2012 NFL Draft pick.
Now Brianne might at first sound like a gold digger, a footballers wife, a slut that wants to have her five minutes of fame with a soon to be big NFL super-star. But let's hold our horses before we judge.
Brianne, or Mrs. Irrelevant, doesn't want to bump uglies with the number one draft pick, she isn't even settling for number 2 or 3. Hell, Brianne has set her sights so low she doesn't even want anyone in the first round. Nope, she is looking to frolic under the sheets with day three, round 7, pick 253, she wants the very last player. Yes, Brianne is making an offer to sleep with the very last player in the 2012 NFL draft.
Regardless of position, looks, or size Brianne wants you Mr. Irrelevant. Why? We have no god damn idea. Oh wait never mind she told us. "I have this special place in my heart for the humiliated, the neglected..."
Yup this bitch is surely crazy. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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