Oh, Kardashian family- you are like a beautiful, money-grubbing, attention-whoring, Armenian trainwreck that I just can't look away from. I know that they are everything that is wrong with our society today, but don't think that means I won't buy the new US Weekly to see where Scott and Kourtney are on vacation this week.

But, the first step is admitting you have a problem, and my problem is about to get much bigger now that the Kardashian klan has signed an almost offensively large contract with E! for $40 million and another three seasons of  Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

The contract covers the whole family (even creepy Bruce Jenner) but will not apply to any other spin-offs like Khloe and Lamar. The seventh season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians premieres May 20th.

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I don't know if I can do it anymore. I'm exhausted from just looking at a pictures of crazy-ass Kris Jenner. And don't even get me started on what will happen if Kanye appears on that mess. That shit would be, in a word, cray.