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The Metrosexual Revolution

This weekend, while stuck in the ever-present bathroom line at a party, one of the hosts took me aside and let me use his own bathroom. Curiosity bested me when I saw his closet door ajar; just a peek wouldn’t hurt. I was shocked by the contents- inside was the whole J. Crew catalog.

(This was only one section of his closet. Yes, there's more.)

I understand; you menfolk like looking good. No crime there, we truly appreciate your efforts. I’m still not sure how I feel about you having a bigger shoe collection than me, but I can keep an open mind.

Lately it seems men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. I’m not talking about the white-pants-wearing-eyebrow-plucking metrosexual from years past, but the new metrosexual of today. What with manscaping being a thing now and Ryan Gosling, the poster child for beautiful men, being every woman’s fantasy, there certainly isn’t a reason for not adding some metrosexual spice to your life.

Just look at Hugh Jackman, David Beckham, and Justin Timberlake, they can all be a man’s man without looking like a cave man. So go ahead and pick up that GQ and let Ryan Gosling show, "...you how to dress like a movie star," because trust me, the ladies will love it.

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